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- You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
- It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.
- Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as…
- How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
- Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't…
- I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
- Lots of people have asked me what Gracie and I did to make our marriage work. It's simple - we don't do anything. I think…
- Fall in love with what you're going to do for a living. To be able to get out of bed and do what you love…
- If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.
- I get a standing ovation just standing
- Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice; no family should…
- Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money…
- Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
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