"I get a standing ovation just standing" — George Burns

"I get a standing ovation just standing"

— George Burns

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108 Quotes by George Burns

George Burns has 108 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at…
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or…
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it…
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget…
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while…
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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Everyone wants to be appreciated, so if you appreciate someone, don't keep it a secret. — Mary Kay Ash
Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel… — Mary Kay Ash
It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. — Francis of Assisi
It is not fitting, when one is in God's service, to have a gloomy face or a chilling look. — Francis of Assisi
The optimum committee has no members. — Norman Ralph Augustine
Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long… — Saint Augustine
Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. — Marcus Aurelius
Nowhere can man find a quieter or more untroubled retreat than in his own soul. — Marcus Aurelius
May God protect me from gloomy saints. — Teresa of Avila
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly. — Lauren Bacall
If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem. — Richard Bach
Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. — Richard Bach

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