"I can remember when the air was clean…" — George Burns

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."

— George Burns

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108 Quotes by George Burns

George Burns has 108 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at…
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or…
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it…
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget…
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while…
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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More Air Quotes

This quote is filed under Air Quotes, one of 4,448 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the… — Alexis Arguello
Spare me the whispering, crowded room, the friends who come and gape and go, the ceremonious air of gloom -… — Matthew Arnold
On some summer days in New York City, the air hangs thickly visible, like the combined exhalations of eight million… — Diane Ackerman
It's much easier to wear a Chairman Mao button and shake your fists in the air and all that, then… — Lester Bangs
Let us never forget this: since the day of the air, the old frontiers are gone. When you think of… — Stanley Baldwin
Lexington did launch its air group when a Japanese carrier was reported. — Jack Adams
Kisses, even to the air, are beautiful. — Drew Barrymore
I love roller coasters that make my stomach drop. One ride in Las Vegas, the Big Shot, straps you into… — Drew Barrymore
Obviously, the young dancers lack a certain air of maturity. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. — Alexander Graham Bell
A rose is the visible result of an infinitude of complicated goings on in the bosom of the earth and… — Clive Bell
When friendship disappears then there is a space left open to that awful loneliness of the outside world which is… — Hilaire Belloc

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