"...some of the best sex I can barely…" — Chelsea Handler

"...some of the best sex I can barely remember."

— Chelsea Handler

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107 Quotes by Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler has 107 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator,…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that…

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