Best Sex Quotes

13 Best Sex quotes by 12 unique authors

Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex. — Kurt Angle
The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator. — Eva Longoria
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. — William H. Masters
Singing is a f***ing blast. When it’s really good, it’s as good as the best sex. I get nipple erections all the time on stage,… — Joan Osborne
The best sex takes place in the mind first — Jenna Jameson
The best revenge, like the best sex, is performed slowly, and with the eyes open. — Gregory David Roberts
Yet, if the most frequent sex and apparently the best sex is that between married partners who are faithful to one another, is there not… — Andrew Greeley
If you do the right thing and find the right girl and treat her the right way it'll be the best sex of your life. — Mario Tomasello
...some of the best sex I can barely remember. — Chelsea Handler
There is always that one person you will truly love or think about. She is the one who drives you crazy. She has been there… — Kevin McCarty
Any good looking girl can satisfy you in the bedroom, But only a real woman can satisfy all your needs sex coming last and still… — Joe Bradley
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting,Your… — Syntific

Who Wrote These Best Sex Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 13 Best Sex Quotes as follows: