Best Erma Bombeck Proverbs
- He who laughs.....lasts. Funny
- Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. Courage
- There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, 'Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams.' Then they put… Acting
- I love my mother for all the times she said absolutely nothing.... Thinking back on it all, it must have been the most difficult part… Absolutely
- When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies. Cookies
- One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip. Begin
- In Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I wondered if we… Dance
- Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described… Americans
- When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home. Adventure
- Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light… Any
- It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style. Asleep
- Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death,… Contact
- ...I remember thinking how often we look, but never see...we listen, but never hear...we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A… Activity
- You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan. Boy
- I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby... Age
- Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence… Absence
- Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can't see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory,… Age
- Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible demands and the dues for an outsider are exorbitant. Club
- A child needs your love most when he deserves it least Child
- No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. Bed
- Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children. Children
- You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by… Celebrate
- If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits? Bowl
- The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money,… All
- What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else… Aside
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