"If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What…" — Erma Bombeck
"If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?"
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super…
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As a player, it says everything about you if you made the Hall of Fame. But, then again, boy... there's…
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Well, Judy, I would hope in the new year, we could start thinking about politics not like it was the…
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I love England, especially the food. There's nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta.
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I've never been more nervous in my life than singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl.
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The Lord ate from a common bowl, and asked the disciples to sit on the grass. He washed their feet,…
— Clement of Alexandria
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American society is very like a fish society. . . . Among certain species of fish, the only thing which…
— Margaret Mead
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Damn where my roof just go? Top slipped off like Janet at the Super Bowl.
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On Friday the 13th, April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were an…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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The mind leaps, and leaps perhaps with a sort of elation, through the immensities of space, but the spirit, frightened…
— Joseph Wood Krutch
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When I go to one of those singles dating parties I believe myself to be a bowl of fruit. When…
— Amanda Holden
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I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or…
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