Best Demetri Martin Quotations
- And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. Any
- I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. College
- The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience. Audience
- People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar.… Apart
- And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite. Actor
- But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. Disappointing
- I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie. Acting
- I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me. Important
- I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. Average
- I love Steven Wright. Funny
- I never set out to do a sketch show. Funny
- I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old. Comedy
- I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association. Association
- I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks. First Three
- Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron. Apron
- When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. Always Wanted
- I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks… Clip
- It's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of… All
- Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to… Boat
- There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less… Called
- But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to… Actor
- But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as… Boldly
- For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and… Church
- I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially… Catching
- I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but… College
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