All Bob Hope Quotes
- We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. Humorous
- Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. First Stop
- The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. Country
- Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. Cut
- Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. Ballet
- I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King. England
- Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of… America
- I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it? Address
- You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Age
- If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Any
- I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. Funny
- A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bank
- I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. Age
- I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. Almost Unbearable
- People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Best Love
- I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. Bathroom
- A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Cagney
- If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Fun
- When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off… Aging
- You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. Get Tired
- The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. Bad
- Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Age
- A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Burn
- If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. America
- I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. All