All Bob Hope Quotes
- There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip. Air Travel
- She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. All
- Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses? America
- The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the… America
- Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico! Across
- My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British. British
- We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes. All
- England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there. Affection
- The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles. Been
- All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease. All
- I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far. Always Felt
- There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood. All
- English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower. Clubs
- There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. " Apt
- I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons. France
- Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. Believe
- Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers... Dead
- Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican. Falwell
- The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and… Anywhere
- The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to. Bow
- Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots. All
- Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan,… All
- And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war,… Able
- Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th… Alone
- America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold. America