All Bob Hope Quotes
- I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do? D C
- Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. Barbecued
- You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come… Book
- Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' Birthday
- Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some… Acquired
- For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green Actually See
- Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies Ambition
- Your ignorance cramps my conversation Conversation
- I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage. Been
- US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA! Bad
- A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on… Ago
- I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of… Age
- Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the… Age
- I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England. Anywhere
- It gave dirty politics a bad name. Bad
- Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career. Avoided
- My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type… Bit
- Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people. Frozen
- Please don't stand up on my account. Account
- I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes. Bring
- It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing. Flies
- A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal. Eat
- Lots of travel, away from home. From
- I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else. Anyone
- I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. Four