All Bob Hope Quotes
- The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. Chicken
- The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Apart
- When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. Came
- I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. Crew
- I have too much money invested in sweaters. Inspirational
- When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. Actor
- She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. Approaching
- I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. Been
- I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar! Any
- They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. England
- You've got to be rich to have a swing like that. Golf
- My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for… Christmas
- Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning. Age
- Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees. Entertainment
- If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right. Golf
- Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls. Balls
- I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie. Ball
- I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals. Been
- If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. Course
- Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of… Funny
- Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. Citizens
- A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream. Every Time
- I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.' Bradley
- Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and… All
- I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a… Air