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Age Quotes by Bob Hope
- I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
- I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
- The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
- I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of…
- Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the…
- My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
- I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
- You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
- You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
- Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
- I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
- I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
- You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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