All Bob Hope Quotes
- If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it. Kind
- Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me. Appreciate
- I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair. Arrived
- He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England Bare
- Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless. Ad
- Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days… Admitted
- My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun. Age
- Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy. Comedy
- Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing! Chiropractic
- That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score. Golf
- Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole. Golf
- I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people. Age
- I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls. Balls
- I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them. Great Men
- I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six. Entertained
- I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me. Audience
- With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films. All
- I can still chase women, only downhill Chase
- I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks. Been
- You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. Age
- The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an… Agents
- The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with… Act
- It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on… All
- It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead. Average
- As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of… Air Travel