"The old water heater in my dressing room……" — Bob Hope
"The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake."
More Agents Quotes
- An FBI agent ought to be able to surf the net and look for sites that instruct people how to… — John Ashcroft
- My father is an actor, so he brought me into his agency when I was young. It wasn't something I… — Jensen Ackles
- The United Nations should become a proactive agent in the dissemination of democratic principles. — Michelle Bachelet
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which… — Michele Bachmann
- An ambassador is not simply an agent; he is also a spectacle. — Walter Bagehot
- The press is the hired agent of a monied system, and set up for no other purpose than to tell… — Henry Adams
- Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat… — Roseanne Barr
- Liberty, according to my metaphysics is a self-determining power in an intellectual agent. It implies thought and choice and power. — John Adams
- Satan works through human agents. — Ezra Taft Benson
- I'm in awe of the universe, but I don't necessarily believe there's an intelligence or agent behind it. I do… — David Bowie
- Actors are steeped in a world of agents and where the next job is coming from and what are their… — Danny Boyle
- I wanted to be a secret agent and an astronaut, preferably at the same time. — David Byrne