"Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is……" — Bob Hope
"Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican."
More Falwell Quotes
- Jerry Falwell says that abortion and homosexuality are sins. Oh yeah? Well, so is gluttony, Jerry. So maybe you should… — Dennis Miller
- Jerry Falwell turned gay bashing into a very successful art form.... the first fundamentalist to exploit the fear and loathing… — Mel White
- During my time in the entourages of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson, I never saw either of them attack and… — Mel White
- The ideological are individuals ultimately swamped by the complexities of modern life and political and economic relations; they have deliberately… — Kenny Smith
- The laws against public nudity make no sense. The idea that Jerry Falwell can go topless while Cindy Crawford cannot… — Peter McWilliams
- Gypsies at home watching Jerry Falwell on TV, might mean something to you, it ain't nothing to me. — Tom Petty
- I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. — Barry Goldwater
- My friend Jerry Falwell was the one who said it, and he was a guest on my show, and it's… — Pat Robertson
- If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox. — Christopher Hitchens
- My mother always told me that no matter how much you dislike a person, when you meet them face to… — Larry Flynt
- I was never close to Jerry Falwell because he had his ministry, I had mine. And we came from different… — Robert H. Schuller