"I have the perfect simplified tax form for……" — Bob Hope
"I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?"
More Address Quotes
- The custom of speaking to God Almighty as freely as with a slave - caring nothing whether the words are… — Teresa of Avila
- The Postal Service delivers mail six days a week to nearly 140 million addresses. Every year this number increases by… — Joe Baca
- The platform of an Ethical Society is itself the altar; the address must be the fire that burns thereon. — Felix Adler
- No Congress ever has seen fit to amend the Constitution to address any issue related to marriage. No Constitutional Amendment… — Judy Biggert
- President Bush in his inaugural address talked about bringing freedom to countries that don't have it. He didn't specify how. — Barbara Boxer
- How you define a problem shapes how you address it. — John O. Brennan
- Black people must address itself to the causes of poverty. That's oppression in this country. — H. Rap Brown
- So after the Lewinsky scandal, everything changed, and we moved from using the Bible to address the moral issues of… — Tony Campolo
- Liberals do not appear to address potential solutions with anything like the far right's aura of God-given self-confidence. — Eric Alterman
- In 1847 I gave an address at Newton, Mass., before a Teachers' Institute conducted by Horace Mann. My subject was… — Louis Agassiz
- The bigger the population gets, the more serious the problems become... We have to address the population issue. The United… — Gaylord Nelson
- Immigration and border security remain critical issues that I am committed to addressing this year. The good news is that… — John McCain