All Bill Watterson Quotes
- Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse. Add
- Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions. Action
- Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. Any
- When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. Chunk
- I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul. Exhortations
- Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question,… Calvin
- Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd… Another Christmas
- Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him? Ever Wonder
- Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me… Believe
- You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy. Animal
- People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. Childhood
- I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian! Dessert
- You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate. Bulk
- At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new… Day
- Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from… All
- Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. Calvin
- The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse Enjoy
- What state do you live in? Denial. Denial
- Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money. Friends
- I'm related to people I don't relate to. Inspirational
- Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I… Assembly
- You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats. Hats
- It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring! Buddy
- What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? Asks
- Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension. Comprehension