All Bill Watterson Quotes
- Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. All
- I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. Easier
- From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. Conformity
- If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. Day
- The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. Funny Life
- It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. Cool
- I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. Any
- That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. Awe
- I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Command
- I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. Interesting
- Reality continues to ruin my life. Continues
- I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts. Doubt
- If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Butter
- Mothers are the necessity of invention. Inspirational
- Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can… Faster
- When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. Bird
- Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. Batteries
- So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. Better
- Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. Body
- The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and… Clarity
- We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live… All
- Heck, what's a little extortion among friends? Altruism
- It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. Hard
- Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. Best
- If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for 'Calvin… Along