All Bill Watterson Quotes
- I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction. Dark
- I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal. Day
- I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. Inherit
- I'd hate to have a kid like me. Hate
- I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family. Century
- Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee… Absolute
- Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member… Calvin
- Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate… Aghhh
- [Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like… Any
- [Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a… All
- Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate… Act
- That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! Demand
- HOBBES: If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams. Dream
- CALVIN: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological… Absurdity
- Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me! Calvin
- CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and… Assignment
- CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he… All
- HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. All
- CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. Alien
- I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation. Homework
- People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the… All
- For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am,… Beans
- Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new! A new year ... a fresh, clean… Big
- I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. Beautiful
- You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help. Days