All Bill Watterson Quotes
- I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose Been
- County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm… All
- Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.” “That’s thoughtful of you.” "See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’… Bed
- I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad? Bad
- The problem with people is that they're only human. Human
- Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the… Accept
- Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything… Anything Yet
- Paul Gauguin asked, "whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I came from… Anyone
- I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people. Forget
- People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something. Attention
- Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! Afternoon
- Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.… Act
- Since September it's just gotten colder and colder. There's less daylight now, I've noticed too. This can only mean one thing - the sun is… Any
- I'M SIGNIFICANT!!! ... Say's the dust speck. Dust
- No sport is less organized than Calvinball. Calvinball
- The score is still Q to 12! Inspirational
- The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin) Calvin
- My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin Burden
- You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still… Book
- Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak… Any
- In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well… Become Successful
- I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me. Cry
- I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big. Autopsy
- Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes Anyone
- Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves. Argue