All Bill Watterson Quotes
- If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we… Absolutely
- The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first… Cow
- Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all… All
- The whole first half of my life is a complete blank! What on earth did I know that someone wanted me to forget? Blank
- I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own! Add
- Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and… Adventures
- I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I said, heck, this is crazy! Now I crank out crude… Already Popular
- Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it! Deserve
- There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. All