All Bill Watterson Quotes
- I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. Ad
- You can present the material, but you can't make me care. Apathy
- Scientific Progress goes boink? Boink
- If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? Appreciate
- Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that… Calvin
- Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am. ...I've got more brains than I know what to do with. Hobbes: So I've… Believe
- Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something… Builds
- Calvin: Trick or Treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised… Adult
- MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water? Inspirational
- I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life. Existentialism
- Instead of asking what's wrong with rampant consumerism, we ought to be asking, 'What justifies it?' Popular art does not have to pander to the… Art
- For me, it's been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity. I've been… Allow
- Verbing weirds language. Comic
- We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live… Action
- It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. Inspirational
- Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it… Calvin
- Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books. Bed
- I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin Calvin
- The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing. Almost Hear
- Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin. Calvin
- I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip. Booger
- They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines." "Maybe that’s why it’s hard to… Ad
- I'm a man of few words." "If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary. Few
- A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do. Avoiding
- As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget… Congratulations