"The more you think about things, the weirder……" — Bill Watterson
"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!?"
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259 Quotes by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson has 259 quotes on this site.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
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It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
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Genius is never understood in its own time.
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Well, coming at a new work requires a certain amount of patience and energy, and there’s always the risk of…
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A real job is a job you hate.
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Repetition is the death of magic.
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Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction…
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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More Cow Quotes
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one of 373 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was,…
— Sean Astin
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I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.
— Bjork
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The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
— Lord Chesterfield
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Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they…
— Winston Churchill
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You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
— Hank Aaron
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"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you"
— Lil Wayne
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Kiss till the cow comes home.
— Francis Beaumont
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The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field.
— Shunryu Suzuki
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Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
— Winston Churchill
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Lots of ambitious work by young artists ends up in a dumpster after its warehouse debut. So an unknown artist's…
— Charles Saatchi
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Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country...
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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Sometimes I come across a tree which seems like Buddha or Jesus: loving, compassionate, still, unambitious, enlightened, in eternal meditation,…
— Satish Kumar
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