"If you can't control your peanut butter, you……" — Bill Watterson
"If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life."
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259 Quotes by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson has 259 quotes on this site.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
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It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
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Genius is never understood in its own time.
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Well, coming at a new work requires a certain amount of patience and energy, and there’s always the risk of…
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A real job is a job you hate.
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Repetition is the death of magic.
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Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction…
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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More Butter Quotes
This quote is filed under Butter Quotes,
one of 402 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if…
— Pietro Aretino
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I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
— Jack Black
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About half my designs are controlled fantasy, 15 percent are total madness and the rest are bread-and-butter designs.
— Manolo Blahnik
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In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of…
— Julia Child
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I think one of the terrible things today is that people have this deathly fear of food: fear of eggs,…
— Julia Child
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Men are my bread and butter. It's what I live for! I have no shame about that.
— Fiona Apple
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The coffee was boiling over a charcoal fire, and large slices of bread and butter were piled one upon the…
— Charles Dickens
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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every…
— Barack Obama
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I have a most peaceable disposition. My desires are for a modest hut, a thatched roof, but a good bed,…
— Heinrich Heine
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See with what entire freedom the whaleman takes his handful of lamps-often but old bottles and vials, though. ... He…
— Herman Melville
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In the centre of a spacious table rose a pastry as large as a church, flanked on the north by…
— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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All well-regulated families set apart an hour every morning for tea and bread and butter
— Joseph Addison
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