Peanut Butter Quotes
113 quotes by 103 authors
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I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
— Jack Black
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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately…
— Barack Obama
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The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef sandwiches, others had peanut butter. I have no way of knowing…
— Charles Mathias
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I'm living on coffee, cigarettes and hospitality food. My bags and things are all over this hotel room in Dallas, but the scene could easily…
— Corey Taylor
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This isn't the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock--I built the stage. And…
— John Ratzenberger
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Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox.
— Tina Fey
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Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
— Bill Cosby
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You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
— Dick Van Dyke
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I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl
— Selena Gomez
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I'm just grateful that my body is healthy. I want to be on this planet for a long time, so I try to eat things…
— Mariska Hargitay
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This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and…
— Jessica Simpson
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I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter....
— Sarah Jessica Parker
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God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything.
— Mark Lowry
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Dinner alone is one of life's pleasures. Certainly cooking for oneself reveals man at his weirdest. People lie when you ask them what they eat…
— Laurie Colwin
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While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus in…
— Cathleen Falsani
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Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself!
— Marsha Jordan
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But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the…
— Richard Simmons
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Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
— Jase Robertson
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In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was…
— George Vecsey
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My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
— Hubert H. Humphrey
Who Wrote These Peanut Butter Quotes
103 authors contributed a total of 113 Peanut Butter Quotes, led by these top contributors: