Peanut Butter Quotes

113 quotes by 103 authors

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. — Jack Black
Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately… — Barack Obama
The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef sandwiches, others had peanut butter. I have no way of knowing… — Charles Mathias
I'm living on coffee, cigarettes and hospitality food. My bags and things are all over this hotel room in Dallas, but the scene could easily… — Corey Taylor
This isn't the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock--I built the stage. And… — John Ratzenberger
Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox. — Tina Fey
Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter. — Bill Cosby
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. — Dick Van Dyke
I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl — Selena Gomez
I'm just grateful that my body is healthy. I want to be on this planet for a long time, so I try to eat things… — Mariska Hargitay
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and… — Jessica Simpson
I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.... — Sarah Jessica Parker
God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything. — Mark Lowry
Dinner alone is one of life's pleasures. Certainly cooking for oneself reveals man at his weirdest. People lie when you ask them what they eat… — Laurie Colwin
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus in… — Cathleen Falsani
Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself! — Marsha Jordan
But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the… — Richard Simmons
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly. — Jase Robertson
In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiledâ€”even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was… — George Vecsey
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey

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