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113 Peanut Butter quotes by 99 unique authors

But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with… — Joely Fisher
You know that when Irving puts the dog in the car, it is no longer in the yard. When Edna goes to church, her head… — Steven Pinker
Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity, — Diana Vreeland
I don't understand this phrase 'I've paid my dues.' We didn't have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it.… — Ronnie Van Zant
Believe me, I understand the need for easy and speedy. After a 12-hour day of shooting 'Chopped,' say, I'm talking stir-fry, spaghetti, heck, peanut-butter sandwiches.… — Ted Allen
I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier… — Evan Peters
I'm a total protein shake junkie nerd. I get creative every morning - you never know what you're gonna get in my shake... fruit? Peanut… — Christina Perri
While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with a… — Christie Rampone
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and… — Dianne Wiest
When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.'… — Aasif Mandvi
The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. — Mario Diaz-Balart
I`m like a peanut butter sandwich. — Gwen Stefani
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater
I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. — Kevin James
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. — Billy Joel
I feel like there is this weird thing where celebrity involvement in political campaigns kind of goes together like peanut butter and chocolate. Sometimes it's… — Rashida Jones
Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world. — Maggie Lawson
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to… — Patton Oswalt
My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I… — Julia Roberts
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. — Charles M. Schulz
The trouble with remakes is that people fall in love with the original. It's like peanut butter. If you try to change the taste of… — Sylvester Stallone
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. — Bill Watterson
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott
Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children,… — Betty Friedan
Without peanut butter, I might starve. — Judy Blume

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