Best Peanut Butter Sayings

113 Peanut Butter quotes by 99 unique authors

You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both… — Rick Riordan
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around… — Janet Evanovich
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't… — Dave Barry
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. — Harlan Coben
I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a… — Wendy Mass
I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut butter cups, and… — Janet Evanovich
What's love? Something that lasts a week or a month and that's all you can except? Or is it just that some loves have a… — Katherine Applegate
I don't know what you think of me. And you certainly would never picture us together. But probably peanut butter was just peanut butter for… — Jodi Picoult
Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go… — Rick Riordan
Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter. — Rick Riordan
Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a tagalong! — Lisi Harrison
Why shouldn't I be introspective? We dont' make sense." "Neither do Chocolate and Peanut Butter, but it somehow works." He says "Somehow the mixture of… — Simone Elkeles
I got out my jar of ointment. I knew animators who had special containers for the ointment. Crockery, hand-blown glass, mystical symbols carved into the… — Laurell K. Hamilton
My sweat smells like peanut-butter. — Wendy Mass
Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?" "Poisoned peanut butter." "Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear… — Scott Westerfeld
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut… — Janet Evanovich
You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter. — Kate DiCamillo
Is Tyson okay?" I asked. The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. He's fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though "peanut butter"… — Rick Riordan
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. — Charles M. Schulz
Let me also say I wanna make you sandwhiches, And soup, And peanut butter cookies, Though, the truth is peanutbutter is actually really bad for… — Andrea Gibson
Enemy giants moved towards the breech, and Tyson picked up the fallen warrior’s club. He yelled something to his fellow blacksmiths – probably ‘FOR POSEIDON!’… — Rick Riordan
Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants. — Patricia Briggs
Is Tyson okay?' I asked. The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. 'He's fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though 'peanut butter'… — Rick Riordan
I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert. — Iggy Pop
Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam. — Unknown Author

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