Peanut Quotes

158 quotes by 142 authors

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. — Jack Black
Well, you know, I had been a peanut farmer. I had - you know who was the first president - Democratic president I ever met?… — Jimmy Carter
Aint nuttin' but a peanut. — Ronnie Coleman
Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately… — Barack Obama
When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.'… — George Washington Carver
The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef sandwiches, others had peanut butter. I have no way of knowing… — Charles Mathias
I'm living on coffee, cigarettes and hospitality food. My bags and things are all over this hotel room in Dallas, but the scene could easily… — Corey Taylor
Try throwing a ball just once for a dog. It would be like eating only one peanut or potato chip. Try to ignore the importuning… — Roger Caras
This isn't the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock--I built the stage. And… — John Ratzenberger
Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox. — Tina Fey
Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter. — Bill Cosby
The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss. — Mike Myers
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. — Dick Van Dyke
I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl — Selena Gomez
I'm just grateful that my body is healthy. I want to be on this planet for a long time, so I try to eat things… — Mariska Hargitay
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and… — Jessica Simpson
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962. — Rita Rudner
She sang a lot of songs. 'The Bear Went Over the Mountain' and things like that. But the one she was really good at singing… — Bobby Petrino
I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.... — Sarah Jessica Parker
God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything. — Mark Lowry

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