Peanut Quotes
158 quotes by 142 authors
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I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
— Jack Black
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Well, you know, I had been a peanut farmer. I had - you know who was the first president - Democratic president I ever met?…
— Jimmy Carter
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Aint nuttin' but a peanut.
— Ronnie Coleman
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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately…
— Barack Obama
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When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.'…
— George Washington Carver
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The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef sandwiches, others had peanut butter. I have no way of knowing…
— Charles Mathias
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I'm living on coffee, cigarettes and hospitality food. My bags and things are all over this hotel room in Dallas, but the scene could easily…
— Corey Taylor
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Try throwing a ball just once for a dog. It would be like eating only one peanut or potato chip. Try to ignore the importuning…
— Roger Caras
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This isn't the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock--I built the stage. And…
— John Ratzenberger
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Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox.
— Tina Fey
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Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
— Bill Cosby
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The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
— Mike Myers
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You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
— Dick Van Dyke
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I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl
— Selena Gomez
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I'm just grateful that my body is healthy. I want to be on this planet for a long time, so I try to eat things…
— Mariska Hargitay
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This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and…
— Jessica Simpson
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I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
— Rita Rudner
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She sang a lot of songs. 'The Bear Went Over the Mountain' and things like that. But the one she was really good at singing…
— Bobby Petrino
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I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter....
— Sarah Jessica Parker
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God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything.
— Mark Lowry
Who Wrote These Peanut Quotes
142 authors contributed a total of 158 Peanut Quotes, led by these top contributors: