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• The moon is brighter since the barn burned. — Matsuo Basho
• I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The… — Scott Adams
• I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive. Forgiveness ought to… — Henry Ward Beecher
• In the end, punk inevitably burned itself out and acted as a bridge across which the New Romantics could sashay… — Jo Brand
• I got the nickname Spitfire for a reason - I burned inside to play volleyball. — Summer Altice
• Since World War II, Japan has spawned enormous numbers of new religions featuring the supernatural.... In Thailand, diseases are treated… — Carl Sagan
• The truths that I know best I have learned on my knees. I never know a thing well, till it… — John Bunyan
• One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes… — Thomas Reed
• Trust is a fragile thing. Once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom. But once trust is lost, it can be… — Mary Alice
• They [slaves] have stabbed themselves for freedom-jumped into the waves for freedom-starved for freedom-fought like very tigers for freedom! But… — Lydia M. Child
• Today I walked on the lion-coloured hills with only cypresses for company, until the sunset caught me, turned the brush… — Elizabeth Jane Coatsworth
• On Sunday mornings, as the dawn burned into day, swarms of gulls descended on the uncollected trash, hovering and dropping… — Edward Conlon

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