Peanut Quotes

158 quotes by 142 authors

The trouble with remakes is that people fall in love with the original. It's like peanut butter. If you try to change the taste of… — Sylvester Stallone
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. — Bill Watterson
In 1976, Jimmy Carter - peanut farmer; carried his own suitcase, imagine that - somewhat tapped America's durable but shallow reservoir of populism. By 1980,… — George Will
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott
The invitation to Miss Myra St. Claire's bobbing party spent the morning in his coat pocket, where it had an intense physical affair with a… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children,… — Betty Friedan
Without peanut butter, I might starve. — Judy Blume
You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both… — Rick Riordan
You keep seeing your picture on posters that you are missing but you're not. That'd be weird, right? Or say you look down at the… — Lynda Barry
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around… — Janet Evanovich
A broken heart in real life isn't half as dreadful as it is in books. It's a good deal like a bad tooth, though you… — Lucy Maud Montgomery
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't… — Dave Barry
Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or… — George Washington Carver
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. — Harlan Coben
I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a… — Wendy Mass
I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut butter cups, and… — Janet Evanovich
No Difference Small as a peanut, Big as a giant, We're all the same size When we turn off the light. Rich as a sultan,… — Shel Silverstein
No more rhymes now I mean it!â€ â€œAnybody want a peanut?â€ â€œAAHH! — William Goldman
What's love? Something that lasts a week or a month and that's all you can except? Or is it just that some loves have a… — Katherine Applegate
I don't know what you think of me. And you certainly would never picture us together. But probably peanut butter was just peanut butter for… — Jodi Picoult

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142 authors contributed a total of 158 Peanut Quotes, led by these top contributors: