Peanut Quotes

158 quotes by 135 authors

I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier… — Evan Peters
I'm a total protein shake junkie nerd. I get creative every morning - you never know what you're gonna get in my shake... fruit? Peanut… — Christina Perri
While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with a… — Christie Rampone
As we grow up, we are exposed to hate and greed and anger and jealousy and peanut brittle and all kinds of things, our subtly… — Frederick Lenz
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and… — Dianne Wiest
Krishna once said to Arjuna: Consider the past and future with an equal mind, and pass the peanut M&M's. — Frederick Lenz
When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.'… — Aasif Mandvi
The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. — Mario Diaz-Balart
Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut. — Frank Zappa
I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix. — Carrie Ann Inaba
I`m like a peanut butter sandwich. — Gwen Stefani
Examining the actual contents of my crying, I found a quailing sludge emotion, with a foul insecticide taste. If it was a peanut, you would… — Sandra Newman
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater
I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. — Kevin James
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. — Billy Joel
I feel like there is this weird thing where celebrity involvement in political campaigns kind of goes together like peanut butter and chocolate. Sometimes it's… — Rashida Jones
Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world. — Maggie Lawson
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to… — Patton Oswalt
My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I… — Julia Roberts
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. — Charles M. Schulz

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