Peanut Quotes

158 quotes by 135 authors

Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants. — Patricia Briggs
It sounds strange, somewhat on the line between irony and absurdity, to think that people would rather label and judge something as significant as each… — Erin Gruwell
There are big bad wolves all over the world who tremble at the sound of his name, yet a little puny coyote girl peanut-buttered the… — Patricia Briggs
Is Tyson okay?' I asked. The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. 'He's fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though 'peanut butter'… — Rick Riordan
I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert. — Iggy Pop
Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam. — Unknown Author
I had a kind of artrock band called Peanut for a while, which eventually helped me over my fear of singing. That was a big… — Withered Hand
I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some cinnamon sprinkled on… — Gabriela Isler
I have had it with people who are threatening me and my kids and my family over simply commenting on the law and criminal procedure,… — Ashleigh Banfield
I love KIND bars. My favorites are coconut and almond and the dark chocolate and sea salt because staying fueled helps keep me from getting… — Summer Sanders
I pulled cotton at 6 years old and worked on the peanut farm and paper route. — Johnny Bench
I feel better all day if I start off by eating healthy. Breakfast is simple: multigrain toast with natural peanut butter, oatmeal, yogurt, fruit, or… — Natalie Morales
There are no more white linen sofas in my house. We have a rule here: Anything below 36 inches has to be brown or black… — Candice Olson
I love making smoothies post-workout. My favorite - depending on the day - is either a chocolate whey protein shake with banana and peanut butter,… — Parker Young
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. — Channing Pollock
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. — James A. Garfield
When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly. — Lisa Rinna
The problem lay buried, unspoken for many years in the minds of American women. It was a strange stirring, a sense of dissatisfaction, a yearning… — Betty Friedan
Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back… — Unknown Author
Jeff: The drive from the valley? Peanut: Was bad as hell! Jeff: Traffic? Peanut: Sucked like hell! Jeff: Drivers? Peanut: Angry as hell! Jeff: And… — Jeff Dunham

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