Peanut Quotes

158 quotes by 135 authors

No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn!… — Friday
In a Ghetto HouseHold EVERYBODY has a nick name. Tell POOKIE to tell MAN MAN to get PEANUT and stop by COOKIES and get CANDY'S… — Christian Heggs:)
Love is like a chocolate, no matter how long you try to hold it inside your mouth, it will eventually melt away or leave you… — Unknown Author
I call my mom now and say, "You know all the dinners you made that I said "no" to and then went off and ate… — Jennifer Garner
Love is the jelly to sunshines peanut butter. And if I tell you that Im in sandwich with you, Im not just saying it to… — Hussein Nishah
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly :) — AUBURN
Love and Trust go hand in hand.... Much like Chocolate and Peanut-butter. — Elizabeth Revontlow
I am a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup fan and a Reese's Pieces fan. Reese's Pieces are an underappreciated candy. They're better than M&Ms. — Danielle Fishel
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly you can be the butterflies I get in my belly you can be the captain and… — Alanna Woodward
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar.… — Various
You're the peanut to me butter you're the star to my burst you're yhe milky yo my way you're the ice to my cream you're… — Im_a_bad_bish;)
Your my peanut to my butter, Your my jam to my tarts, Your my every to my day, Your my sweet to my heart, Your… — Angelica Davis
For a parent, it's hard to recognize the significance of your work when you're immersed in the mundane details. Few of us, as we run… — Joyce Maynard
If you shake up women booty.You can here the peanut butter and jelly inside — Jamario Jackson
In 1879 chocolate and peanut butter joined forces. But shut and up joined forces hundreds of centuries before. Both still to this very day work… — Ash Sweeney
Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?! — Shane Dawson
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly, you can be the butterflies I feel in my belly. You can be the captain and… — Unknown Author
I hate how people aren't peanut butter. — Nikhil Saluja

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