"I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!" — Bill Watterson

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• I can't walk by chocolate without eating it. — Malin Akerman
• There are divisions between a culinary chef and a dessert chef, also called a pastry chef. There are specializations within… — Ron Ben-Israel
• I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other… — Adam Carolla
• Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is… — Woody Allen
• Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The… — Hunter S. Thompson
• Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first! — Helen Keller
• A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
• Genocide is like a dessert. It is made of the flesh and bones of woman and children, it is sweetened… — Terry Brooks
• When I saw contestants fighting for their lives on 'The Biggest Loser,' I realized I just wanted to be healthy… — Alison Sweeney
• He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house. — Dennis Miller
• Gratitude is not a spiritual or moral dessert which we may take or push away according to the whims of… — Unknown Author
• Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning. — Oscar Wilde

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