"Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom:……" — Bill Watterson

"Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what?"

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