Coffee Table Quotes

35 quotes by 32 authors

Oh, my tattered rags are caught on your coffee table. — Homer
I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys… — Aries Spears
In adolescence, it's 'How do I fit in?' In your 20s, 'What do I want to do?' Your 30s, 'Is this what I'm meant to… — Chris Pine
I see the same coffee table everywhere. It's mass marketing. — Douglas Wilson
If music is frozen architecture, then the potpourri is frozen coffee-table gossip... Potpourri is the art of adding apples to pearsâ€¦ — Arnold Schoenberg
Imagination They say adults have no imagination. Not true. Just instead of dinosaurs and spaceships, they imagine silence and the new babysitter bent over the… — Unknown Author
I've met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if Steve Earle thinks he can stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table, he's sadly mistaken, — Townes Van Zandt
The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table… — Jean Little
I looked over and Jim Morrison was dancing the jitterbug with my grandmother on the coffee table. — Taylor Negron
I found 'The Twin' sitting on a coffee table at a writers' colony in 2009. It carried praise from J.M. Coetzee. That seemed ample justification… — Amy Waldman
You see, even though back then Barack was a senator and a presidential candidate, to me, he was still the guy who'd picked me up… — Michelle Obama
I am not by any stretch of the imagination a tidy person, and the piles of unread books on the coffee table and by my… — Linda Grant
Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world, and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say… — Steve Earle
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to… — Garrison Keillor
I'm worried about that man or woman sitting around - the coffee table tonight or in their kitchen talking about how are we going to… — Rick Perry
Please don't worry. It's a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she's a coffee table edition... — Alan Moore
Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes… — Daniel Handler
Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question,… — Bill Watterson
The decor bowled me over. Everywhere I looked, there was something more to see. Botanical prints, a cross section of pomegranates, a passionflower vine and… — Janet Fitch
He trailed off as he saw the books. Piles and stacks of them beside the sofa, another stack on the coffee table, a sea of… — Nora Roberts

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