All Bill Watterson Quotes
- People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. Childhood
- I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian! Dessert
- You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate. Bulk
- At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new… Day
- Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from… All
- Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. Calvin
- The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse Enjoy
- What state do you live in? Denial. Denial
- Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money. Friends
- I'm related to people I don't relate to. Inspirational
- Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I… Assembly
- You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats. Hats
- It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring! Buddy
- What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? Asks
- Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension. Comprehension
- I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose Been
- County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm… All
- Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.†“That’s thoughtful of you.†"See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’… Bed
- I wonder where we go when we die?†“…Pittsburgh?†“You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad? Bad
- The problem with people is that they're only human. Human