All Bill Watterson Quotes
- Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful. Cannibalism
- To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble. Allowed
- Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure. Boring
- For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today. Astray
- Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems? Dad
- I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock.… Artist
- They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time… Figure
- Careful. We don't want to learn from this. Careful
- A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. Add
- You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. Body
- Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse. Add
- Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions. Action
- Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. Any
- When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. Chunk
- I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul. Exhortations
- Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question,… Calvin
- Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd… Another Christmas
- Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him? Ever Wonder
- Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me… Believe
- You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy. Animal