All Bill Watterson Quotes
- It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. Atheism
- Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book. Book
- You know what I like about summer days? They're just made for doing things... even if it's nothing. Especially if it's nothing. Days
- It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV. Day
- I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here. All
- Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Contact
- I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated… Alarming
- You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that will be the strongest, and that will transmit itself.… Draw
- The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with the cartoonists. Syndicates are essentially agents. Now, can you imagine… Agent
- By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be! I… Advice
- If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we… Absolutely
- The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first… Cow
- Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all… All
- The whole first half of my life is a complete blank! What on earth did I know that someone wanted me to forget? Blank
- I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own! Add
- Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and… Adventures
- I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I said, heck, this is crazy! Now I crank out crude… Already Popular
- Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it! Deserve
- There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. All