All Bill Watterson Quotes
- People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the… All
- For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am,… Beans
- Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new! A new year ... a fresh, clean… Big
- I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. Beautiful
- You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help. Days
- I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends. Amusement
- Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN Blistering
- You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants. Cold
- I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification. -Calvin Behavior
- You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what,… Bad
- Sleepwalking?" "Nightmare?" "Homicidal psycho jungle cat! Cat
- Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red… All
- How come we play war and not peace?" "Too few role models. Few
- If you can't win by reason, go for volume. Go
- That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse. Bad
- Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house? Buy
- Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were. Balance
- Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat. Envy
- What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero? Cool
- Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em? Cow