All Bill Watterson Quotes
- Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them. D Put
- Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one. Full
- People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on… Always Make
- Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it. Inspirational
- Calvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe he's heard of… America
- Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his… Bad
- Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other... Course
- Hobbes: What are you doing? Calvin: Being "cool." Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored. Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool. Hobbes:… Bored
- Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is. Appreciate
- You know, maybe we don't need enemies." "Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take. All
- If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again. Asked
- S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that... D...For Determination! U...For...Wait,… Come Back
- Like delicate lace, So the threads intertwine, Oh, gossamer web Of wond'rous design! Such beauty and grace Wild nature produces... Ughh, look at the spider… Beauty
- Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you're done before you… Break
- Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU… Behavior
- It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. Atheism
- Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book. Book
- You know what I like about summer days? They're just made for doing things... even if it's nothing. Especially if it's nothing. Days
- It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV. Day
- I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here. All
- Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Contact
- I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated… Alarming
- You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that will be the strongest, and that will transmit itself.… Draw
- The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with the cartoonists. Syndicates are essentially agents. Now, can you imagine… Agent
- By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be! I… Advice