All Bill Watterson Quotes
- I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. Asked
- It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out. Bed
- There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do. All
- I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood. Bad
- Genius is never understood in its own time. Brainy
- Well, coming at a new work requires a certain amount of patience and energy, and there’s always the risk of disappointment. You can’t really blame… Already Know
- A real job is a job you hate. Hate
- Repetition is the death of magic. Death
- Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God. Christmas
- Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not… Believe
- You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens. Bunch
- Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!! Calvin
- Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? Ignorance
- I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas and ideals ... and silliness. Animal
- Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination. Dignity
- Why does man create? Is it man's purpose on earth to express himself, to bring form to thought, and to discover meaning in experience? Or… Bored
- Let's say that life is this square of the sidewalk. We are born at this crack and we die at that crack. Now we find… Anything Important
- Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask… All
- You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. Bring
- They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it! Authority