All Bill Watterson Quotes
- Reality continues to ruin my life. Continues
- I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts. Doubt
- If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Butter
- Mothers are the necessity of invention. Inspirational
- Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can… Faster
- When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. Bird
- Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. Batteries
- So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. Better
- Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. Body
- The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and… Clarity
- We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live… All
- Heck, what's a little extortion among friends? Altruism
- It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. Hard
- Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. Best
- If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for 'Calvin… Along
- The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's… Comic
- CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight. Calvin
- HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills. Cheaper
- Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears… Bad
- I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good.… Alone