All Bill Watterson Quotes
- You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic. Creativity
- We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are. Ahead
- I'm a misunderstood genius." "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Genius
- So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap! Check
- As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway. Complicated
- Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar? Collar
- Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes. Funny
- Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen. Boy
- But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! Calvin
- But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains! Believe
- Childhood is for spoiling adulthood. Adulthood
- Every time I've built character, I've regretted it. Built
- Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship. Acid
- From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash… Cash
- Girls are like slugs—they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what. Girl
- Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess. Ability
- Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am? Dad
- History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always… Allow
- I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. Education
- I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point. All