Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly saysyou were so cute! What happened? Bitch, I got sexy, that's what happened.

— Anonymous

“You know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait that sounds fucked up.”

— John Green

You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now.

— Johnny Mercer

“You know what's not sexy?" I pushed his hand away. "Babies. Babies are not sexy." "But I bought condoms," he said. "I even practiced…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

Haters: Were you dropped as a baby? Me: Yeah, Into a pool of sexy.

— Anonymous

It’s like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait...

— David Levithan

I was such a cute little baby

— Baby Poosmith

That moment when you look at your childhood pics and say wtf was that really me!

— Christine Ramkran

When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid…

— Demetri Martin

I used to think I was ugly because I was the baby.

— DaBaby

“When I asked my parents how the baby got inside Ma, they both laughed, and then Daddy told me they had made it with…

— Wally Lamb

It's so cute when the baby thinks it's going to steal attention from us.

— Anonymous