Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “The most common phrase in China: 'Hey! You look familiar!'” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Race
“You can't say this, you can't say that, how am I supposed to interact in China?” — BBC World News journalist Copy Share Image
“<...> when a Chinese wished you ill, he would tell you, “May you live in interesting times.” — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
I love the Chinese words for greeting: not strictly 'Hello' but 'Have you eaten yet? — Rick Stein Copy Share Image
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you arrive in China nowadays, one of the first things you note is the emphasis placed on you, a non-Chinese person, being an… — Howard W. French Copy Share Image
“Of course, no china--however intricate and inviting--was as seductive as my fiancé, my future husband, who continued to eat me alive with one glance… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“If, simply by nodding, you would acquire great riches, but at the same time bring about the death of an unknown mandarin in distant… — Ross Laidlaw Copy Share Image
“No amount of takeout Chinese food or politeness ought to make me forget exactly who and what I am dealing with.” — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Chinese language tends to be quick, economical. To know what people are saying, you always need to know what the context is. — Gish Jen Copy Share Image
“One never thinks of China, but it is there all the time on the tips of your fingers and it makes your nose itchy;… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
