Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

That moment when someone takes the piece of food that you mentally claimed.

— Anonymous

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

— Robert Orben

That painful moment when I accidentally bite my tongue...

— Ritu Ghatourey

That awkward moment when you don't know your hungry or thirsty and you open the fridge and just stare.

— Katrina

“You eat babies”

— John Marston

The awkward moment when you're trying to eat while someone is watching!

— Maj

The moment I forget where I came from and lose my hunger is the moment I'm done.

— Anonymous

Here's how it is: I feel guilty about every single bite of food that goes into my mouth.

— Marian Keyes

“As the old saying goes, “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.” But that depends on what the hand is feeding you and what…

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

Feeding a baby is like filling a hole with putty - you get it in and then you sort of shave off all the…

— Anne Lamott

I actually remember feeling delight, at two o'clock in the morning, when the baby woke for his feed, because I so longed to have…

— Margaret Drabble

The appetite is sharpened by the first bites.

— Jose Rizal