Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I'm giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick's Day.

— Anonymous

For Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up for Lent.

— Anonymous

Lent is a good time for sacrificing. Let us deny ourselves something every day to help others,

— Pope Francis

Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken.

— Eugene O'Neill

We all need to improve, to change for the better. Lent helps us fight against our faults.

— Pope Francis

I like when people give up chocolate for Lent. Ooh, just like being nailed to a cross.

— Greg Giraldo

“Why don’t you give up drinking?” “Because I don’t choose. It doesn’t matter what a man does if he’s ready to take the consequences.…

— W. Somerset Maugham

I was drunk: Christian and drunk. They just don't go together. But that's what happened. And the next day, obviously God had honored those…

— Jim Hamilton

Lent is the time of our lives where we are most especially called to reflect on our own lives and ask ourselves, how much…

— Anonymous

Drunkards are doomed to hell, so men declare, Believe it not, 'tis but a foolish scare; Heaven will be empty as this hand of…

— Omar Khayyam

My imaginary girlfriend's giving up sex for Lent. Palm Sunday's taking on a whole new meaning for me.

— Rudy Espinoza

I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ?

— Bertrand Russell