Jokes Quote by Anonymous

“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can stare at their tits like they are literature.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A few minutes later, she comes out of my bedroom wearing one of my t-shirts, and it might almost be worse than seeing her…

— Katja Millay

Girls are telling me to take my shirt off. It's like, 'Hello! I'm a person, too!

— Alex Meraz

“Maybe my ploy had worked. I wore a respectable shirt that buttoned down the front, only - whoops! – I must have forgotten to…

— Jennifer Echols

“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me…

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh, my. What a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today. --T-SHIRT”

— Darynda Jones

“For a woman who claims to be an open book, you hide so much.” He runs his thumb down the side of my neck,…

— Lexi Ryan

“You,my lord, are giving me goose bumps." "Every beautiful woman deserves to be clothed in no less.”

— Karen Hawkins

“If you were mine," Anthony said, "I wouldn't leave you alone for a minute." "I bet you say that to all the girls." "Don't,"…

— Jojo Moyes

“Lines don’t make beautiful women less beautiful”

— Isabel Wolff

“I like her in my shirt and think she could wear a potato sack and still look dead sexy. But I keep that detail…

— Autumn Doughton

“Men, I swear . . . Present them with a female all demure in a dress with modestly covered head, and they are all, So pleased…

— L.A. Meyer